NOTE: While I don't truck with spoilers, and even avoid the Next Week On... teasers for that purpose, I do talk freely about the major fan theories I encounter out in the wild. If such things bother you, tread lightly.
Last time I "reviewed" the opening episodes of Westworld without talking much about the show itself, so this time let's dive right into the story. The titular storyline of “The Stray” is the least
interesting. The protests-too-much
hostility between Shannon Woodward and Least Hemsworth* feels a touch forced, and the robut glitching
has some neat, creepy detail to it, but amounts to nothing more than a tease of
the more serious uprising we know is coming.
I’m not enthusiastic about the prospect of dragging out that turn for an
entire season; even those of us who haven’t seen the movie know that we signed
on for a cowboy-robut on human-dude revolt.
I’m all for philosphizin’ about the nature of sentience and man’s
creative hubris, but I’m really for philosophizin’ whilst there’s some proper
blood n' guts action and legit menace going on.
All movie violence is fake by definition, but if it’s not even real to
the fictional participants I check right the hell out.
The stray story also
teases the possibility of hemsworth being a host, with Woodward’s snide response
about letting him carry a gun when he mentions doling out weapons privileges
sparingly, and his own comment about a knowledge of constellations being in his
“backstory”. I am optimistic that this
is not the case, but also worried that that's only because it’s a red
herring for the reveal that Bernard is a robut. Ford’s description of his mysterious partner
Arnold - very careful, personal life marked by tragedy, preoccupation with
pushing the hosts toward genuine consciousness – mirror Bernard’s behavior in
his conversations with Dolores and ex(?)-wife Gina Torres(!). The idea that he is a synthetic clone of some
sort is supported in the latter, where we see glimpses of his son dying in the
hospital, which are presented in similar, silent flashes to Teddy’s
newly-implanted “backstory”.
Evidently, guests didn't find "Gossip was supposed to be my big break!" tragic enough |
Again, I hope this is not the case, as I don’t want to turn
every one of these things into a “who else is a new kind of robut” guessing
gallery. And it could very well be that
the similarity between the flashbacks is only to underline the similarity
between the hosts’ experience and us humans’.
But if they are introducing a special subclass of robut that operates
differently than the regular hosts, that is the gateway to the type of
navel-gazing crap that tends to drag down great genre shows. What does it mean if this robut isn’t like the other robuts? Well, genre writer, since you invented both types of robut, it
means that you think toying around with the mythology you invented has become more
interesting than the real-world themes that mythology was designed to probe.
Protip: the answer to what it MEANS that your fictional
robut got fictionally pregnant in violation of
the fictional biology you made
up is that I don’t care because magical pregnancy isn’t real drama
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(same goes for vampires)
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(...and bullshit, gluten-free vampires)
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Anyway, that’s enough fretting about things that may not
even come to pass, let’s move on to the big fan theory, that William is in fact Ed
Harris’s Man In Black on his first trip to the park, and the most interesting
plotline, Teddy’s new backstory. I like how the show has trod lightly on the meta elements thus far, and the handlers' expousing the importance of backstory as the cornerstone of their host/characters' identities tickles this fancy without overdoing it. It is key to making them feel real, even if, as with Teddy's fuzzy guilt, it is never strictly defined, and it is built on memory. Memory is what the handlers' do not allow the hosts, which Ford frames as a gift (a recurrent motif in Jonathan Nolan's work going back to his story for Memento). But Arnold saw, and Bernard increasingly sees, it as a curse, denying them the building blocks to create a true identity and consciousness.
Anyway, Teddy is given a fuller identity as part
of Ford’s new narrative, which he promises “is rooted in truth,” and I believe
holds the biggest clues to the backstory, mythology, and shape of future
storylines. It begins in “a time of war…a
world in flames” - the incident 30 years ago, where Arnold presumably lost his
life? And it involves an army officer
going out among the natives and coming back with some “strange ideas” that
involve mass slaughter and talking to God.
Assuming that the theory is true, William’s time out on the range and
encounter with Dolores could lead him to return to town with radicalized,
bloody intent.
Or even worse, milky intent |
Teddy further expounds that the followers of the desert
prophet don’t feel pain or fear death, as they “reckon they already died and gone to hell,
and this is it” - if hell doesn’t describe
the hosts’ existence of perpetual victimization and torment, I don’t know what
does. The leader “claimed this land
didn’t belong to the old natives or the new settlers. That it belonged to something that had yet to
come. That it belonged to him.” Which fits the MiB's presumed intent, if he is
indeed trying to find the control center and usher in a new form of consciousness by “awakening” the hosts. And as we’re seeing more glimpses of what he
did to Dolores in the barn, it’s looking less like the rape it appeared to be
in the pilot** and more like he was
fiddling with her compubrain (arguably a different sort of rape in itself) to
kickstart her increased capacity to remember her past “lives”.
That wouldn’t address how Maeve the madam has also started
remembering bits and pieces, or the how these malfunctions/evolutions have
spread to the stray and milk bandit.
Hmm, maybe there are holes in my theorizing after all. I hope so, because wasted typeface aside, the
most exciting possibility at all is that I don’t have any idea where Westworld
is going at all.
Other Thoughts:
- I propose a moratorium on including direct
quotes/references to Alice In Wonderland in head-trippy sci-fi properties.
- The score in this show is really, really great. So great.
- The wranglers were awfully blasé about how the milk bandit seemed to ignore the “drop dead” directive after being riddled with multiple milk-holes last week. I wonder if they will be more distressed at the stray’s ability to fight back against the hemsworth.
- How big of a wuss do you have to be, as a guest, to flee from confrontation with hosts you know are programmed not to hurt a hair on your head? Yet we get a couple who do just that this week.
- The score in this show is really, really great. So great.
- The wranglers were awfully blasé about how the milk bandit seemed to ignore the “drop dead” directive after being riddled with multiple milk-holes last week. I wonder if they will be more distressed at the stray’s ability to fight back against the hemsworth.
- How big of a wuss do you have to be, as a guest, to flee from confrontation with hosts you know are programmed not to hurt a hair on your head? Yet we get a couple who do just that this week.
* *a nickname I did not create,
but Schwartzblog has never been one to throw back a bitchy nickname on account
of it being only mildly amusing
*** Looking back at that scene, it's not clear he was part of the initial attack on the house, and he only even shoots Teddy as an
offhanded afterthought, to silence the distraction. His encounter with her in the thoroughfare, where his wistfulness about not being able to see her that night seemed to be a creepy reflection of how much he loves raping, could also be read as regret that he can't spare her a similar ordeal while he's out...er, scalping her fellow hosts. Okay, so he has earned the change of hat to some degree.
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